I’m baaaaaack!

I was recently asked where I have been since last April.  Well the truth is I have been stuck in the jungles of Jumanji waiting for someone to roll a five.  So a big thank you to BDW whoever you are for helping me out!   No really I have been living out my fantasy of being a Rodeo Clown, which by the way is a bull fighter in case you didn’t know.   I actually did not know that and when I made that my fantasy life.  Then I realized it involved an actual rodeo so needless to say no longer my fantasy life (oh and never mind the word rodeo is in the job title Rodeo clown).   Alas the truth is I have spent the almost past year figuring it all out.  I have missed my crazy stories in my head but replaced them with grown up things which to be honest I have not always enjoyed.  I made big girl decisions, picked up some knowledge by going back to college and even managed to get some street creed by pushing my body to become an IronWOman. 

I knew entering 2013 it was going to be full of pain and agony trying to achieve my goals.  I missed my trips to Never land and Wonderland but spent most of days at Disneyland (seriously I think I should be a rapper I am dropping some dope lyrics).  But now I’m back!  I thought I would share my new approach on life and that is when I don’t know what to do next I ask myself, “What would Liz Lemon do?”  So far the two days I have used this approach I have actually asked someone out AND sat in my stretchy pants that I bought from Walgreens and ate jalapeno chips!  Wow I am living the dream this 2014.  I just figure it’s high time we all stop being so serious and wear those Walgreens stretchy pants!  Why not? Or wear those bright red pants that everybody seems to have an opinion about… Santa and Phoebe Buffay are not the only ones who can make a red pants statement!  Wasn’t it Eleanor Roosevelt that said, “You must do the thing you think you cannot do?”   That is going to be me; wearing Walgreens stretchy red pants doing all the things I thought I could not do.  I encourage you all of you and by you all I mean the one other person reading this, to put on your Walgreens pants and do things you think you cannot do either.  We can start a movement of doing things!

So with that I will say thank you again to whoever BDW is for bringing me back to life!   Here is to doing things in 2014!